Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
jesus said love thy neighbour but when thys neighbour starts leafblowing at five am we gon have a problem
“A Good Man Is Hard to Find” (via the-great-white-dark)
The only thing I miss about American Lit. is reading those fucked up stories by Flannery O’Connor.