altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

jessicadrags:

Remember when Nicki dragged Nancy Grace for coming at Michael Jackson disrespectfully. 

ascandalinriverheights:

Making fun of your internet friends like

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timeswontchange:

This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..